FUNKYTOWN FISTS observes the PRICK Consent Protocol.
We do not guarantee mutual attractions between attending members. Please be cognizant that "NO" means "NO!"
Reported violations of consent will result in the offender being removed from the event. Registration/Subscription Fees are non-refundable.
Smoking is permissible in the back yard. Please bring the proper implements to update your oral hygiene following your smoking session for the sake of those allergic to smoke/nicotine.
Body Odor: As the toleration level of man smells is different for each person, it is the expected standard of this group that everyone be freshly showered just prior to attending the event.
No Colognes or Deodorants should be worn.
Bottoms are expected to have thoroughly cleaned out prior to arriving at the event. We do have a shower for touch ups as needed. Please bring your own standard shower shot nozzle and bath towel.
Tops: Please wash your hands and arms after each session using anti-bacterial soap to help prevent the spread of bacteria.
Gloves, while a standard safeguard in the fisting lifestyle, are a personal choice to be negotiated between participants.
Tops should always discard used gloves and wash hands and arms in anti-bacterial soap before switching partners.
Nitrile XL Gloves are provided for those who need them.
FUNKYTOWN FISTS is a Drug-Free safe space. If you are suspected of being under the influence of any substances other than poppers or alcohol, you may be asked to leave the event.
While poppers and alcohol are welcomed in this space in moderation, if you are deemed unable to give consent, you will be asked to discontinue usage. Failure to comply will result in removal from the event. Registration/Subscription Fees are non-refundable.
Tops are expected to have manicured short nails with no sharp or jagged edges.
Tops with broken skin on any area of their hands are required to wear gloves unless negotiated consent to go bare handed is granted.
FUNKYTOWN FISTS provides hot towels for easier cleanup after sessions.
Please bring your own bath towel if you plan on showering before your leave.
FUNKYTOWN FISTS provides bottles of general use lube, by K Lube.
All forms of photography and video are strictly prohibited unless it is a sanctioned Funkytown Fists Content Creator event.
Pads are provided on the sling and floor. Please discard them when finished and please clean your play area thoroughly (including the floor.) Discard all used materials in the garbage cans provided. Use the supplied spray disinfectant and wipe down the equipment. Please remove all personal belongings from the play area when you leave.
Members (bottoms) will not hang out in the slings waiting for activity. Slings are first come first served.